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What are everyone’s St. Patrick’s Day plans? I have no clue, except that I have to go to a friends birthday dinner on Saturday night. I’m buying him a paperback ghetto dictionary for a present. Then we’ll never need to check urbandictionary again. I hear there is something going on around East Andrews, and then of course the family stuff at Underground. Let’s not forget Spiral Entertainment’s orgasm of poor planning at Park Tavern. Or I could wait until Monday and go to Smyrna or skip work and go see Kip Winger at Perimeter Mall Taco Mac.
WINGER! “She’s only seventeeeeeen!”
Either way, I want to drink some beer and meet some cute, funny and inebriated redheads wearing tight green shirts and dresses.
one more cliche to my drinking game, this one being Atlanta-specific:
- Pictures or text professing how much you LOVE the Georgia Bulldogs football program.
It seems like every young woman in Atlanta has moved back here from UGA, and that’s all their life was up until this point.
In other news, the Navy is going to blow something out of the sky tonight!! Everyone go watch the lunar eclipse too. We won’t get another until 2020.
Just for clarification, I’m going NEXT Saturday. Definitely want to see Cowboy Mouth and I’m eager to hear Gringo Star live. Sure it’s a two-day event, but I just don’t think I could eat oysters for two days straight. I don’t even know if I like oysters.
People love cliches. You can throw out a cliche and people will understand what you’re saying without any real effort on your behalf. Online dating is full of them. Both genders are guilty of it and I think it stems from lack of effort and breaking Rule #2, knowing thyself well.
Since I don’t go around reading too many guy’s profiles, I began to see patterns in girl’s profiles. At first I just thought they were being coy. After seeing it often enough, I could practically guess what a girl’s profile would say before I even opened it. It helped me understand how to be successful at this via what NOT to do, and the girls who actually put forth effort were more intriguing to me and we both had fun.
So, just for a break of pace, when you’re ready to have a drinking game with your buddies…
1) Go to a female-saturated dating site and read over some profiles
2) Drink every time you hit one of these babies. I guarantee – you’ll be good and plastered in an hour. Probably less.
- “I love to travel.”
- “I like to have fun”
- “I love my family and friends”
- “I like the outdoors.”
- “I like to go out, but I also like quiet evenings too.”
- “I’m really into (insert local sports team).”
- “I’m tired of jerks/playing games.” / “I’m ready for a real relationship.”
- “I love my dog(s)/cat(s)”
- “I just moved from ____”
- “I’m usually shy at first…”
- “I love my (son/daughter) more than anything.”
- “(Referring to a picture with a child) That’s a picture of my nephew.”
- Answers to the “Book you most recently enjoyed:” “The Secret,
“The Notebook,” “The Devil Wears Prada,” or “The DaVinci Code.” Pretty much anything with Oprah’s seal of approval. - Answer to “Non-physical trait most people notice” : “My smile.”
- “I work hard, but I play hard too.”
- In regards to “Something only your best friends know:” “That’s why only they know it”/”I guess you’ll have to become my best friend to find out”
3) Chug if you see the following pictures:
- “Holding her pet(s)”
- “Pictures of JUST her pet(s)”
- “Holding random kids”
- “Pictures of sunsets, trees, landmarks (and she’s not in any of them)”
- “Drinking wine or cocktails”
