Won’t Someone Please Think of the Children??

Porn stars are invading Atlanta.

That’s correct, the morally-questionable sex industry is invading our beloved “red” state. So I did what any upstanding, liberal male with a healthy libido would do. I went to say Hi.

Last night, Patrick and I paid a visit to an uncharacteristically slow Pink Pony (Theatre and Museum) to watch Jenna Haze get nude for our entertainment. Patrick’s smooth, bald head acts as a beacon in the night, enticing the platform-shoed minx to thrust his face between her breasts. I leaned-back in my chair with an approving grin.

Before calling it a night, I got the obligatory photographic evidence to prove that a porn star will sit on your lap… for a Jackson. I’ll update with the Polaroid once it’s scanned.

Patrick wants to “do it big” for his birthday this year and have it at the strip club. I always felt your bachelor party should be reserved for strip clubs, but hey, I’m not going to complain.