Yes, our time honored tradition of stealing ideas from other cities continues this summer as Atlanta’s Screen on the Green will be held in Centennial Park. Have you seen the line-up this year? I can’t wait! (sarcasm)

• May 29 - Jaws (Not bad, a little nudity at the beginning if, like myself, you’ve got a sharp eye for that sort of thing. I would much rather see Jaws 3-D)
• June 5 - Big Momma’s House (Pardon my French, but what the fuck??)
• June 12 - Chicago (Meh)
• June 19 - E.T. (Can’t go wrong with E.T. if you’re looking to entertain kids who can’t sit still and watch a movie anyway. Probably wouldn’t like it unless you replaced E.T. with Pikachu. Are we even taking kids to this thing? I mean, we did start things off with a movie about a killer shark…)
• June 26 - Viewer’s Choice : Footloose, Back to the Future, or Rocky (I’ve seen Rocky a million times, but it’s not something I’d want to watch while sitting on the grass in the park. Back to the Future all the way… bring back a shred of my wide-eyed wonderment of being a kid. But never… NEVER… give people a choice in the matter. Thanks, now we’re all going to have to sit through Kevin Bacon rebelling against a town that has banned dancing. God forbid.)